Man, these same old punctuation marks are just so tired, you know? That’s why the New Yorker put out a call for new, more exciting additions. My favorite is this one:
There were inventions characteristic of our age, such as @madbeyond’s sollipsis, “a personalized ellipsis points shifting the discussion back to me me me.”
That one’s much cooler than the winner, plus it’s a pun! Check them out. You’ll thank me later.
We now interrupt your regularly scheduled angry rant to bring you this moment of social criticism.
Traditional gender rolls are pretty awful.
The world is filled with assholes, but some of them use their power for good. I now interrupt your regularly scheduled seriousness and/or bad news with this brief moment of levity. I’ll leave it up to you to figure out what to do once you’ve clicked that link. I don’t think you’ll have any difficulty at all.
Have a nice day!