Man, these same old punctuation marks are just so tired, you know? That’s why the New Yorker put out a call for new, more exciting additions. My favorite is this one:

There were inventions characteristic of our age, such as @madbeyond’s sollipsis, “a personalized ellipsis points shifting the discussion back to me me me.”

That one’s much cooler than the winner, plus it’s a pun! Check them out. You’ll thank me later.



We now interrupt your regularly scheduled angry rant to bring you this moment of social criticism.

Traditional gender rolls are pretty awful.