Man, these same old punctuation marks are just so tired, you know? That’s why the New Yorker put out a call for new, more exciting additions. My favorite is this one:
There were inventions characteristic of our age, such as @madbeyond’s sollipsis, “a personalized ellipsis points shifting the discussion back to me me me.”
That one’s much cooler than the winner, plus it’s a pun! Check them out. You’ll thank me later.